Friday, April 4, 2008

Kam The Alien Kills Bocvana And Then Eats Her

Elisha Cook Jr. and  his co-pilot Bocvana take Billikid's Rockership for a test drive and hope to see Mars close-up. 

No sooner had they cleared the earth's atmosphere, using a special cloaking device so as not to be detected,  than a powerful tractor beam began to pull their  ship towards Kam's giant UFO. 

I told Bocvana that I felt something had gone wrong and that she should be prepared for anything.  After we docked inside the UFO and had gotten out of out ship we saw Kam waiting for us. She had assumed human form and was she ever mad.   I told Bocvana to let me do all the talking  because I thought I knew what it was all about.  Kam said, "Who the Hell is that you have with you?"  " Oh My God", I thought, " she's jealous.  So, as calmly as I could I explained to Kam  that Bocvana was my co-pilot  and that we were off to explore Mars in our new rocketship. I also said that I was old enough to be Bocvana's grandfather and that she was not my girlfriend. I told Kam that she was jumping to conclusions. Kam told me that I was full of shit.  She did not believe a word I said.  She said, " How dare you take that girl on a joyride to Mars without clearing it with me first?" I told her that I did not have to clear anything with her and I could do as I pleased and it pleased me to go on a sightseeing trip to Mars with Bocvana and that she could go to Hell. 

That did it. Kam now worked herself  up into such a state of rage that she morphed into a huge scaly reptile. She looked a bit like a like a T Rex. " Take it Easy", I said. " Calm down". But those words only made her more angry.  I told her that she had been around humans too long and had taken on some  of our least appealing characteristics.  I also told her that she was jealous of Bocvana.  Then she morphed back into human form and said, "Jealous, I'll show you jealous." Then she quickly morphed back into a scaly monster , picked up Bocvana with her front claws and bit her head off. Then she ate it. I could see the blood dripping down from her mouth.  I could also see the neck of Bocvana spurting red blood all over the place. Then she ripped apart the rest of Bocvana's body and ate that as well.  Prior to that I had been put in a cage but could see everything. What followed was even more horrible.  She digested the head and body of Bocvana and then expelled the remains from her anus as a pile of warm steaming shit.

Then she morphed back into human form again and said, " There is your Bocvana", and pointed to the pile of shit. I was shocked. I told her that she had just killed a human being and asked how could she have done such a horrible thing? I told her that she was nothing but a cannibal. Kam then told me that Bocvana was  not dead at all and suddenly Bocvana appeared  alive and well from another cage. But Kam could not fool me. I knew it was not Bocvana but her Replicant. I felt as if I were in some kind of horror movie. 

Then Kam said she was sending both of us back to earth and that when Bocvana arrived home she would remember nothing of the events which had just occurred. I felt really guilty. Bocvana no longer had a soul. I was also puzzled. Kam had previously told me that her race had no emotions at all and  here she was in such a towering rage that in a fit of jealousy she had killed and eaten Bocvana.  Kam had become all too human. 

On the trip back I began to formulate plans to get even with Kam. I decided that the next time I saw her I was going to kill her. Somehow I was going to kill her. I was going to get even for her killing Bocvana.   

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